Word on the street: Skoi

The scene: Orange line metro. A dad and his 5-year-old daughter are sitting together and talking about modes of transportation.

Dad: So where do airplanes fly, honey?

Daughter: In the skoi.

Dad: And where do they live?

Daughter: They live in airports.

Dad: And what do they eat?

Daughter: (pauses, thinks very hard, finds the answer) They eat MONEY.

End scene.