Word on the street: Quotable quips

The scene: IM conversation with the Philly bestest.

Emily: HULES!!!
Julia: MIMES!
Julia: sorry, was in a meeting
Julia: what's up?
Emily: nothing major is up. i just wanted to see your voice

The scene: The first exchange of the day with a coworker.

Julia: Good morning.
Susannah: Good morning. I just found out my old high school classmate has changed from a man to a woman.

The scene: Spotted on a T-shirt in the Metro on the way home.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense