The scene: I write a blog post discussing unfair/unproductive donor solicitation tactics. Three days later, this envelope arrives in my mailbox.
No really, please read it a little closer:
Dear God, I don't know! What can I do? Oh wait, the envelope is guiding me:
What petition? Maybe the back of the envelope can clarify:
Oh. Good to know. But how in the world did they fit a tote bag in a 8.5 by 11" envelope?
* Until I actually open the scary envelope, figure out what they're really asking me, and write about it next week.