That gal is Elisa Mortiz, a dear digital comrade and the blogger behind Onward and Upward. And in Elisa's infinite kindness, she invited me to guest-post on her blog.
The topic: adjusting to a new job. My expertise: currently adjusting to a new job. Brilliant!
So, please carry yourself over to Onward and Upward and read my post, How to find your way (and the bathroom) at a new job. High points include me discussing how I don't want to pee my pants at my desk. And some stuff about evaluating the position, reflecting on the transition, giving it time, etc.
But mostly the pants-wetting part.