God Makes Surprise Visit to Local Church [The Onion]
Prayer #64: God Dropped By
God dropped by. He said "Call your mother." And "don't hate on the neighbors." And "curb the cussing." And "thou shalt have no other gods besides me." And some other stuff.
I forget a lot of it. It's late. I'm tired.
But the important thing is, God dropped by. And even though I didn't have a lunch meat tray or coffee cake ready for entertaining, He still stuck around to chat. I appreciate that.
Drop by any time, God. You're always welcome. Even on cleaning day.